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Hello, Kingdoms~! I'm Maya, and I come to you with a floating demon skull named Johnson.

Johnson is a character from Shadows of the Damned, a ridiculous game that is the brainchild of Suda51 and Shinji Mikami of Resident Evil fame, starring a Mexican demon hunter, Garcia Hotspur, traveling into the depths of Hell to save his girlfriend. Johnson is Garcia's eex-demon companion... and also his motorcycle, pistol, shotgun, machine gun, and sniper rifle (dear God, don't ask about the sniper rifle mode). Yeah, he's got  some major shape-shifting powers going on.

Johnson is snarky, healthily suspicious, and has a pretty good sense of humor and loyalty. He also has an aversion to swearing unless it's really, really funny. When he does swear, it's usually censored through a monotonous beeping sound and it's usually in regards to his colorful history among the Red Light district-type institutions. And for good reason, because he got down to some downright disgusting stuff, if Garcia's reactions are any indication.

Unfortunately, I'm having some trouble placing him into a kingdom at the moment, so he probably won't be ICly introduced for a few days. But I'm excited to throw him around at you guys!